girl look at that smuppet

condesces:

dirk definitely has an okcupid profile as a fake girl who loves my little pony and men’s rights and several of the profile fields are just long dissertations on objectivist philosophy and its application to the magical girl mythos

the account name is twilight_anarchocapitalism and the profile pic is jane posing cutely with his pillow-sized rainbow dash plush

he mostly just surgically satirizes the misogynist dudebros he’s flirting with on the topics of anime and philosophy and equestria while baiting them into progressively more extreme and absurd parodies of their own opinions until it reaches a culmination of fucking shithouse ridiculous

when they ask for pics he sends them carefully cropped shots of sweet, peach-foam smuppet ass in a bra

a true prince of heart

notzilon:

Sketch commission for Tess, though this got away from me and kinda stopped being a sketch. Feferis are my weakness, to this day.

notzilon:

Sketch commission for Tess, though this got away from me and kinda stopped being a sketch. Feferis are my weakness, to this day.

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porcelain-shadow:

They’re 17 years old

Yeah but one was raised by a sweaty mammal with zero understanding of social interactions and the other is jade

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porcelain-shadow:

They’re 17 years old

Yeah but one was raised by a sweaty mammal with zero understanding of social interactions and the other is jade

missespeon:

saccharinescorpion:

"homestuck fans better not grow up and name their children rose after rose lalonde because I will be PISSED." uh i’m pretty….sure….that has always been a popular girl’s name so…..

"this is my son john :)"
"what the fuck. what the fuck what is this some homestuck shit???? do you think youre funny?? do you think youre clever???? youf ucking disgust me fuck fandoms"

kathysbrotherssister:

alpha harleyberts! i really just wanted to draw badass jungle explorer jade and a goofy older john

kathysbrotherssister:

alpha harleyberts! i really just wanted to draw badass jungle explorer jade and a goofy older john

faun-songs:

You don’t know if listening to them would help.
Do you have a choice though?
All they do is TALK.

avastuck or something.

bogplanet:

it’s been a while

turntechgo-fuckyourself:

bioterrorist:

teletubbiesmpreg:

maltedpotatoes:

mum, dad…

i’m a homestuck

the bible says adam and eve not john and dave

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are you sure about that

wait, what

nextian:

courtyardhound: i dunno fight club is like the definition of not for me but it’s still going to be one of my favorite movies of all time
courtyardhound: dave strider’s sad ikea life ok i’m done
nextian: …is rose his tyler
courtyardhound: YES
courtyardhound: or alternate dave
courtyardhound: BUT ROSE IS BETTER
courtyardhound: AND
courtyardhound: REALLY
courtyardhound: HOT????
courtyardhound: uh
courtyardhound: wow dave/rose/terezi is not a thing i thought i wanted but
courtyardhound: hell yeah
courtyardhound: ONE TIME ROSE LALONDE CALMLY BURNED THE SHIT OUT OF DAVE STRIDER’S HAND WITH LYE
courtyardhound: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2z5991wiS1rushi8o1_500.png ot3
courtyardhound: my favorite thing about fight club is how everybody manic pixie dream girls everyone else
courtyardhound: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=mg3m8wRVXWg
courtyardhound: tell me this wouldn’t be an amazing rose lalonde monologue
nextian: i can’t tell you that because that’s not true
courtyardhound: i guess terezi really isn’t marla singer but whatever
nextian: uh terezi is totally marla singer
nextian: in the same universe where dave is ed norton
nextian: when they’ve both totally burned out on all of their dreams
nextian: forever
nextian: and are just getting by with drugs and disillusionment and murder
nextian: but terezi’s marla figures out the split personality thing way earlier
courtyardhound: but she’s broadly okay with it
courtyardhound: i mean what
nextian: OH YEAH
nextian: i mean OH Y34H
courtyardhound: do this for me
nextian: i’m just going to post this to tumblr

courtyardhound: oh my god terezi pyrope going to terminally ill support groups
courtyardhound: grinning toothily through all of them

homestuck prompt: rose/terezi and dave fight club AU based on that Fight Club gif set you posted and the tags you ruined my life with.

lambergeier:

((plz note that nextian&co came up with this AU and i am thankful every day that they did))

Jesus, it hurts, it hurts, fucking God, God please—

"Shut up!"

Dave realizes he’s been speaking aloud. Rose grips harder at his wrist, rips open his skin with her nails.

"Our fathers were our models for God!" she shouts, over his pain-crazed gasps. There’s nothing in the world but her voice, her fingernails, and the lye on the back of his hand. "If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?”

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falloutboyonboy:

idk why but i went through my art tag from the v beginning and wow look at all them homestucks wow and i got so emotional im still homestuck trash and the alphas are my babies 
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falloutboyonboy:

idk why but i went through my art tag from the v beginning and wow look at all them homestucks wow and i got so emotional im still homestuck trash and the alphas are my babies 

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There’s Something About Tentacles

saccharinesylph:

manicpeixesdreamgirl:

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Hey voting’s over so time to post main round entries!

The theme for this round was genre-blending. Team erifefsol went with “Lovecraftian horror/sex comedy.” It practically wrote itself. 

The whole team collaborated on the story. Initial sketch, colors, lettering, and most of the inking by yours truly, panels 3 and 4 inked by dnitegirl, panels 7 & 10 inked by chocolatula

I still love this

so much

pancakestein:

so many people have met friends through homestuck and so many people have bought airplane tickets and dated long distance and so many people have probably banged and hussie unknowingly sits there and draws his comic and chuckles at horuss and rufio and horses while kids are tearing their god tier Cosplays off of eachother after cons in shitty hotel rooms god how many sweet lays is hussie even responsible for

No more fishes in your sea

zombiepineapples:

godheadcomplex:

sprightlyvigilante replied to your post:

everyone but gamzee would have been great moirails with karkat

jack noir fucking stabbed karkat but he still wouldve made a better moirail than gamzee

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