and nofin’s gonna stop me but divine intervention
In the championship bout of the TROLLERDERBY SEASON, we find your own ADORABLOODTHIRSTIES once again locked horns to no-horns with the darlings of the iconosphere, the EARTH ALPHA BETAS. Lead by captain TENTACLETHERAPIST, this tiny team packs a punch that can give even a group of skull-cracking troll girls a run for their boonbucks. Back fresh from her untimely death last season, we’ll see if APOCALYPSEARISEN will still be standing after the final jam, and if GUTSYGUMSHOE is up to the task of making the reigning champions “OBEY” her on the track. Don’t forget your Gusher’s extra juicy splatter poncho’s - it’s sure to be an injury-packed season final at the CROCKERCORP BATTLE ARENA!
So yes, this is what I was doing for CTCon. Fun fact: I cannot actually rollerskate. Oops.
Thanks for letting me join in on the fun, everyone! You guys are great.
oooooh my goooood i’m hiking in fucking utah and i came across sollux carved into the goddamn 200 million y/o sandstone
JESUS FUCK THAT’S MY CARVING FROM LIKE 2 YEARS AGO LOL
okay before y’all judge, I’m actually from the area and it’s totally acceptable for people to carve shit on that particular area (there’s silly carvings on other rocks up there and you’re actually encouraged to leave your mark up there to show that you managed to climb up that high) so like please don’t think I’m desecrating nature or anything because I’m definitely not THAT disrespectful.
i’m laughing so hard right now, i never thought my art would reach 1k+ notes
god bless ur soul i was losing my shit the entire hike oh my go d
And lo, the gold brethren struggled against his eternal fate. He screamed for the one called Signless, speaking out over the crowd, “L37 GO YO3 P137432 07 2H17! L37 M3 GO 1M 743 24CR171C3, 172 4LW474 M3, 43 241D 20, L37 GO Y05 8U7G371CK3R2,”
But the Brethren’s voice was unheard, and would always be drowned out.
So a lot of people have theorized about what the Signless would be like if he was more like Kankri, but what if the Psionic were more like Mituna?
dirk definitely has an okcupid profile as a fake girl who loves my little pony and men’s rights and several of the profile fields are just long dissertations on objectivist philosophy and its application to the magical girl mythos
the account name is twilight_anarchocapitalism and the profile pic is jane posing cutely with his pillow-sized rainbow dash plush
he mostly just surgically satirizes the misogynist dudebros he’s flirting with on the topics of anime and philosophy and equestria while baiting them into progressively more extreme and absurd parodies of their own opinions until it reaches a culmination of fucking shithouse ridiculous
when they ask for pics he sends them carefully cropped shots of sweet, peach-foam smuppet ass in a bra
a true prince of heart
Sketch commission for Tess, though this got away from me and kinda stopped being a sketch. Feferis are my weakness, to this day.
They’re 17 years old
Yeah but one was raised by a sweaty mammal with zero understanding of social interactions and the other is jade
"homestuck fans better not grow up and name their children rose after rose lalonde because I will be PISSED." uh i’m pretty….sure….that has always been a popular girl’s name so…..
"this is my son john :)"
"what the fuck. what the fuck what is this some homestuck shit???? do you think youre funny?? do you think youre clever???? youf ucking disgust me fuck fandoms"
alpha harleyberts! i really just wanted to draw badass jungle explorer jade and a goofy older john
You don’t know if listening to them would help.
Do you have a choice though?
All they do is TALK.
avastuck or something.
it’s been a while
i’m a homestuck
the bible says adam and eve not john and dave
are you sure about that
courtyardhound: i dunno fight club is like the definition of not for me but it’s still going to be one of my favorite movies of all time
courtyardhound: dave strider’s sad ikea life ok i’m done
nextian: …is rose his tyler
courtyardhound: or alternate dave
courtyardhound: BUT ROSE IS BETTER
courtyardhound: wow dave/rose/terezi is not a thing i thought i wanted but
courtyardhound: hell yeah
courtyardhound: ONE TIME ROSE LALONDE CALMLY BURNED THE SHIT OUT OF DAVE STRIDER’S HAND WITH LYE
courtyardhound: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2z5991wiS1rushi8o1_500.png ot3
courtyardhound: my favorite thing about fight club is how everybody manic pixie dream girls everyone else
courtyardhound: tell me this wouldn’t be an amazing rose lalonde monologue
nextian: i can’t tell you that because that’s not true
courtyardhound: i guess terezi really isn’t marla singer but whatever
nextian: uh terezi is totally marla singer
nextian: in the same universe where dave is ed norton
nextian: when they’ve both totally burned out on all of their dreams
nextian: and are just getting by with drugs and disillusionment and murder
nextian: but terezi’s marla figures out the split personality thing way earlier
courtyardhound: but she’s broadly okay with it
courtyardhound: i mean what
nextian: OH YEAH
nextian: i mean OH Y34H
courtyardhound: do this for me
nextian: i’m just going to post this to tumblr
courtyardhound: oh my god terezi pyrope going to terminally ill support groups
courtyardhound: grinning toothily through all of them
((plz note that nextian&co came up with this AU and i am thankful every day that they did))
Jesus, it hurts, it hurts, fucking God, God please—
Dave realizes he’s been speaking aloud. Rose grips harder at his wrist, rips open his skin with her nails.
"Our fathers were our models for God!" she shouts, over his pain-crazed gasps. There’s nothing in the world but her voice, her fingernails, and the lye on the back of his hand. "If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?”